Post by Jak The Undead Monkey on Jan 2, 2007 18:37:40 GMT -5
;D
I was sitting upon their king's throne as happy as I could be when they came for me...
Even after my hissing protests and my attempts to show off my decaying flesh during the day I couldn't get away. They grabbed me like a rag doll and tied me onto a poll like their dinner... Maybe I was their dinner...
It was getting dark now as I neared the fire they'd prepared for my roasting. I smirked knowing soon I would escape. I'd let them think they'd burned me to a crispy golden brown while I worked on chewing free of my bonds, then I'd strike.
As soon as they were coming near me to remove me from the fire I jumped out at them and hissed in all my undead glory. They stopped dead in their tracks and looked at me like they'd seen a ghost!(maybe they had...) They quickly ran into the forest from which they'd come leaving me to gather all the fruits from my throne on the way back.
I was merrily strolling along when I saw it... A ship! Yes it was a ship in the harbor! Oh the suckers they didn't know what they'd stumbled upon. This place was a terror under the disguise of Heaven on Earth. Well. They'd soon find out how wrong they were. I just kept going at the same pace, careful not to drop my fruit and the leafy crown I'd been given as their king and made my way to the ship as the dummies unloaded.
I was soon settled into the cargo room and helping myself to their dressers full of necklaces and medallions. Now I really was on heaven...
I just hope they figure out what they've stumbled upon soon enough... for my sake... How else will I get off this god-forsaken Island!
I was sitting upon their king's throne as happy as I could be when they came for me...
Even after my hissing protests and my attempts to show off my decaying flesh during the day I couldn't get away. They grabbed me like a rag doll and tied me onto a poll like their dinner... Maybe I was their dinner...
It was getting dark now as I neared the fire they'd prepared for my roasting. I smirked knowing soon I would escape. I'd let them think they'd burned me to a crispy golden brown while I worked on chewing free of my bonds, then I'd strike.
As soon as they were coming near me to remove me from the fire I jumped out at them and hissed in all my undead glory. They stopped dead in their tracks and looked at me like they'd seen a ghost!(maybe they had...) They quickly ran into the forest from which they'd come leaving me to gather all the fruits from my throne on the way back.
I was merrily strolling along when I saw it... A ship! Yes it was a ship in the harbor! Oh the suckers they didn't know what they'd stumbled upon. This place was a terror under the disguise of Heaven on Earth. Well. They'd soon find out how wrong they were. I just kept going at the same pace, careful not to drop my fruit and the leafy crown I'd been given as their king and made my way to the ship as the dummies unloaded.
I was soon settled into the cargo room and helping myself to their dressers full of necklaces and medallions. Now I really was on heaven...
I just hope they figure out what they've stumbled upon soon enough... for my sake... How else will I get off this god-forsaken Island!
